British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Odd Future talking about Frank Ocean
Tyler: Most people think that since he sings, he's the more mature one, that he wouldn't really fuck with a bunch of dumb young niggas and shit.
Interviewer: Is he older than y'all?
Tyler: Yeah. He's the wise one. He does old nigga shit, like, eatin yogurt, and bread.
Domo: Yogurt ain't that old.
Tyler: Fine like oatmeal. The one with no flavor though.
Domo: Yeah that's old nigga shit.
Tyler: And Frank might kill me for this, but, that nigga eats Pop-Tarts with no icing
Domo: That shit's like a Bread-Tart
Tyler: It's like bread with fruit. Like that nigga put an apple with bread and ate it.
Domo: Where does he find that. He orders that shit off the internet.
I tried to keep you in my life, but you didn't...
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in...
sodamnrelatable: The parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.” via sodamnrelatable
REASONS WHY I DON’T TEXT BACK.
itssmimii: I forget. I’m too lazy. The conversation wasn’t going anywhere. I was asleep. I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.” I was busy saving the world. You’re boring as fuck.
The most attractive thing about a guy is
houseofsoul: The way he makes me laugh. Humor is a number 1 thing to win my heart. If I’m not laughing I’m not in a good mood. When a guy can make fun of himself and go out of his way to make me laugh. That’s the best.
thefuckinrealest: easeyourmind247: Paris,...
Trust is so hard to build with people nowadays.
peetapockets: When you’re so desperate to find a new theme you start clicking on random blogs to see what theme they have.
foreveralone-lyguy: I found this in the theater while waiting to see the The Dark Knight Rises