June 2011
Being a teenager comes with...
onefunnychiick:
Eating everything in sight
Being randomly horny
Being bored as shit in the middle of the day
Being addicted to the internet
Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it
And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
A typical Asian party. →
heyy-acee:
Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything.
Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck. Teens - Stay in one area downstairs, eat, talk, whatever. Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow. Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?” Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do yo hab girlpren?”
Dear Disney...
You guys end the First Generation:
Then you end the Second Generation:
And then with the Third Generation (The Best):
Now you give us this shit, and expect us to watch it -.-
Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.
:)
I am Asian.
But…
math isn’t my best subject
I don’t get all A’s
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” mean
I won’t do your homework
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice.
When your friend says "just buy a new one"..
"WHAT UP FUCKFACES?! WELCOME TO FUCKFACEBOOK."
theycallmeslimshady:
-Eminem <3
Can I look like Selena or Jasmine V? Please?
They are over here looking like
And I am just like
250 first to reblog will get a promo.
misscocochanel:
must be following
http://misscocochanel.tumblr.com http://misscocochanel.tumblr.com http://misscocochanel.tumblr.com
What a cute way to ask someone out.
fourfthelen:
yeahitskimmyt:
j0hnnylici0us:
dfordarwin:
onrainy-days:
Guy: Hey, look at your phone later yeah? Girl: Ok. Later, the girl’s phone rings and this pops up on screen.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Turns out the guy had taken her phone earlier and changed his name to that message.
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I just find this method of asking a girl out soooooooooooooooooooooo cute.